In the true spirit of of New Year's I elect not to make a resolution, but to take a few moments out to reflect on 2008. (albeit a few days late).Here it is.
1. GEORGE W. BUSH - Now i could sit here and type incessantly about everything that Bush has done wrong. I could set my self up to have political debate, after debate, after debate about our Country's steady 8 year decline. But that's not what this is about. While many people see 'W' as a symbol of stupidity, I will acknowledge the man for what he is: A Beacon of Hope. Easy killers, before you go getting all wound up, think about it. George Bush epitomizes hope, even more so than (Dare I Say it?) Barack Obama. Bush proves that no matter how backwards-assed, moronic, or infantile someone may be; they can still become whatever they want! So please don't shoot down Jim or Sue's dreams in 09. If Bush can do it, anyone can.
2. UGG BOOTS - On a really serious note, these are BY FAR the worst thing I've ever seen. High topped moccasins (or worse) for about $100 a pop. If I see one girl/woman/mother/grandmother/child/idiot wearing Uggs in '09 i will promptly kidnap them, get them high on peyote, drop them off in the nearest forest with a rawhide dress and a bow and arrow. Want to look the part? Play the part.
3. RAP SONGS WITH CHOREOGRAPHED DANCES - 08 Had more than enough. If you're sitting at home making youtube videos of yourself doing said choreographed dances, kill yourself. Your mom will appreciate it.
4. FACEBOOK UPDATES - I wouldn't sit here and pretend that I don't update my facebook status. Matter of fact, I'll probably update my status as soon as I finish this blog entry. But, if you use Facebook as your personal play by play (ie Johnny is eating, Johnny is digesting, Johnny is dropping a deuce, Johnny is wiping his ass), i gotta say it's time for you to move on. College doesn't last forever... go get a job.
5. RESOLUTION MAKERS - trust me, there is nothing magical about the first of January. If you've been doing something for at least a year just keep on doing it. No sense of killing yourself AND lying to yourself in the process. Just live your life, you only get one anyway. . . who cares how short you make it?
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only thing about the new year resolution thing.... what if it is a change for the better. The Ugg boots have to go. the facebook status thing is pretty damn funny i know some people who update every 3 to 5 minutes.
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